Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
i didnt know the beatles could become so many words
something my 10th grade history teacher told me about how he knew he wanted to marry his wife (via ruedamour)
Holy merde, I’m going to remember this for the rest of my life. Seriously, this is better than any of the how-to-know-you’ve-met-“the-one” advice my parents have given me- and they’re specifically marriage and family psychologists/therapists! xD(via be-boheme)
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlersAs a Canadian I can clarify that it is indeed whichever moose has the strongest antlers.
As a Canadian I can confirm that Jared Padalecki is the President of Canada